For anyone who loves to laugh and make their friends smile with a good joke, this app is made for you! To help you on your quest for laughter, CUTE-TEXT created this free app packed with jokes of every kind.
The app lets you send a text instantly by SMS, and also create a real virtual card in just a few seconds. Every message can be sent directly, or edited and personalized: turn it into a greeting card and add your own captions, stickers and avatar, or import your own photos for a quick custom design. Finally, send your card for free by e-mail, MMS or on social media (Facebook, Messenger, WhatsApp, Snapchat, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn…).
☆ THE MESSAGES ☆
✓ 22 categories of joke texts for every occasion!
✓ A free virtual card for every message, ready to personalize.
✓ Share instantly by SMS, MMS, WhatsApp or e-mail.
Grandma asked, "For your birthday, should I make a cake with fifteen candles?" Her grandson replied, "I'd rather have fifteen cakes and one candle!" A man went to buy his wife a nice pen for her birthday. The salesperson asked, "Would you like a little surprise?" He said, "A big one — she's expecting a new car!"
My mother-in-law asked if I could help her move. I said, "Of course — where are we going?" My in-laws came to visit for a week. It was lovely — especially the part where we all agreed to visit again soon.
What do you call a gathering of noodles? A pasta party! My friend drove around the roundabout thirty times because the sign said 30. I asked how many laps she was supposed to do. She said, "Until the sign changes!"
Have you met the parents of a famous singer? Neither have I — but the singer probably has! Two singers were on a plane with one parachute. Who got it? The pilot — he had the flight plan!
What's the loveliest thing about a person? Their sense of humor. What do you call a woman who knows what she wants? Someone who already checked the menu.
What's the difference between a government office and laundry detergent? The detergent promises to get things moving. Office workers are like a box of pick-up sticks: the day gets interesting when someone moves.
What's the difference between a police car and a pair of shorts? The police car has a blue light on top! What's the smallest unit of distance? A millimeter. The smallest unit of liquid? A milliliter. The smallest unit of intelligence? A silly riddle!
What do men, toilet seats, birthdays, and tiny buttons have in common? Someone always forgets one! A man chose "password" as his password. The computer said, "That's too obvious."
On Halloween, a child dressed as a tax inspector knocked on a door. "What are you dressed as?" asked the homeowner. "A tax collector!" The child left with 45% of the candy. What's a teacher's favorite kind of music? Anything with good notes.
What's the smallest unit of distance? A millimeter. The smallest unit of liquid? A milliliter. The smallest unit of teamwork? A squad! A sergeant asked, "What do you do if a helicopter follows your jeep?" One recruit said, "Wave — maybe they're giving us directions!"
Mr. and Mrs. Reed have a daughter named Diane. What do they call her? Diane Reed! Mr. and Mrs. Wright have a son who loves drawing. His name? Art Wright.
Teacher: "Toto, name a mammal without teeth." Toto: "My grandma!" Teacher: "Toto, why are you late?" Toto: "Because of the sign." "What sign?" "The one that says: School ahead, go slow!"
