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What do men, toilet seats, birthdays, and tiny buttons have in common? Someone always forgets one!
A man chose "password" as his password. The computer said, "That's too obvious."
What do you call a smart, kind, handsome man? Someone who's probably reading this joke.
How many people does it take to change a toilet roll? Depends — is the new one already in the bathroom?
He asked for a compliment. She said, "You always know where the snacks are."