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On Halloween, a child dressed as a tax inspector knocked on a door. "What are you dressed as?" asked the homeowner. "A tax collector!" The child left with 45% of the candy.
What's a teacher's favorite kind of music? Anything with good notes.
Two friends complained about their jobs. One said, "I deliver pizza all day and can't eat any!" The other said, "I know how you feel." "You deliver pizza too?" "No, I'm a dentist."
A delivery driver asked a customer for directions. "Follow the road until you see a sign that says 'Slow.'" "And then?" "Take your time!"