Joke texts: Christmas jokes

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What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted flakes!

Why did Santa go to music school? To improve his wrapping!

What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!

Why was the Christmas tree bad at knitting? It kept dropping its needles.

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