Joke texts: Toto

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Teacher: "Toto, name a mammal without teeth." Toto: "My grandma!"

Teacher: "Toto, why are you late?" Toto: "Because of the sign." "What sign?" "The one that says: School ahead, go slow!"

Teacher: "If I have 5 apples in one hand and 6 in the other, what do I have?" Toto: "Very big hands."

Toto: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do?" Teacher: "Of course not." Toto: "Great, I didn't do my homework."

Teacher: "Toto, use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence." Toto: "My coat has ten buttons, but I can only fasten eight."

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