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What's tiny, yellow, and scares everyone? A chick with a toy megaphone.
Why is the rabbit blue? It got painted!
When does a chicken hurt its tail? When it hops from one topic to another.
Why put a saddle on a horse? Put it underneath and it falls off.
What's a grouper's favorite song? "The Grouper Dance!"
Why do hippos love swimming? Because the pool is the perfect place to make a splash.
What do you call a fish with a bow tie? Sofishticated.