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Joke texts: Birthday jokes
“Birthday jokes” messages
Grandma asked, "For your birthday, should I make a cake with fifteen candles?" Her grandson replied, "I'd rather have fifteen cakes and one candle!"
A man went to buy his wife a nice pen for her birthday. The salesperson asked, "Would you like a little surprise?" He said, "A big one — she's expecting a new car!"
His wife said, "For my next birthday, remind me to buy you a rear-view mirror!"
She asked for something that goes from zero to one hundred in four seconds. He brought her a blue bathroom scale. He's been very quiet ever since.
"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." "Have you tried taking the candles off first?"
"Tomorrow is Mom's birthday! Let's buy her an electric appliance." "Great idea! How about a rocking chair?"
