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What do you call a gathering of noodles? A pasta party!
My friend drove around the roundabout thirty times because the sign said 30. I asked how many laps she was supposed to do. She said, "Until the sign changes!"
I texted my sweetheart: "You left your phone at home." The phone replied, "I know — I'm here."
A driver pushed her new car onto the highway. The dealer had said, "Take it out for a little drive every week!"
How do you keep someone busy all day? Give them a page that says "turn over" on both sides.
Two friends went looking for a Christmas tree. After hours, one said, "Let's take the next one we see, with or without decorations!"