Joke texts: Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the Earth down.

When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on. He turns the dark off.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.

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