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What's the loveliest thing about a person? Their sense of humor.
What do you call a woman who knows what she wants? Someone who already checked the menu.
Where's the G-spot? At the end of "shopping" — just kidding, it's probably wherever the good coffee is.
A woman looked in the mirror and said, "I feel like I gained weight. Give me a compliment." Her partner said, "You have excellent eyesight!"
Why did she bring a ladder to the store? She heard the prices were high.