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Joke texts: Traffic officer jokes
“Traffic officer jokes” messages
What's the difference between a police car and a pair of shorts? The police car has a blue light on top!
What's the smallest unit of distance? A millimeter. The smallest unit of liquid? A milliliter. The smallest unit of intelligence? A silly riddle!
Two friends couldn't find their car, so they felt the roofs of parked vehicles. A passerby asked how they'd recognize it. "Easy — ours has a blue light on top!"
A truck driver called the local police: "I hit some chickens with my truck." The officer said, "Move them to the roadside." "Okay — what should I do with the motorcycles?"
