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Joke texts: Military jokes
“Military jokes” messages
What's the smallest unit of distance? A millimeter. The smallest unit of liquid? A milliliter. The smallest unit of teamwork? A squad!
A sergeant asked, "What do you do if a helicopter follows your jeep?" One recruit said, "Wave — maybe they're giving us directions!"
An officer explained gravity: "Throw a stone in the air and it falls back down." A recruit asked, "What if it lands in water?" "Then it's wet gravity!"
Why did the recruit bring a map to the parade? To stay on the right course.
