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There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't.
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
I'd tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.
A SQL query walks into a bar, goes up to two tables and asks: "Can I join you?"
Why did the developer go broke? Because he used up all his cache.
!false — it's funny because it's true.