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Have you met the parents of a famous singer? Neither have I — but the singer probably has!
Two singers were on a plane with one parachute. Who got it? The pilot — he had the flight plan!
What's the difference between a politician and a comedian? One gets applause for a punchline.
What does a movie star do when they get in a car? They buckle up for their close-up!