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Joke texts: Car jokes
“Car jokes” messages
Why did the car go to the doctor? It had a bad case of the exhaust!
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A Lamborghini!
Why did the car get a ticket? It was parked in a no-wheeling zone.
What do cars eat for breakfast? Traffic jams!
Why was the car so good at school? It had a great drive to succeed.
